DON'T YOU DARE READ IT FOR I WILL TRACE YOUR CHAKRA AND HUMILIATE YOU TILL THE END OF YOUR DAYS!
Some people are curious about the strangest things.
Also.
Itachi-San has gorgeous hands.
Like the rest of him.
I miss him being on this campus!
I need someone sweet and cheerful to balance out Sasuke-Kun’s moodiness! D:
Also, there’s a horrible stench in the corridors. Something’s crawled back out of its grave. Shikamaru and I better patch up fast. Just in case…
Dear diary,
Today it’s father’s day. A day where you show gratitude and appreciation for what your father does for you in the family.
This world is a bit weird.
In Konoha, it’s father’s day every day. I bet he’d like Itachi-San if he met him. Y’know, not behind bars or anything. But no, Itachi-San is smart and speaks well. My dad would love him a lot. I hope they get to meet each other here. I know it’s not possible in Konoha, but we’re here now, so there is a possibility they will.
Oh, and I think I have some fans. They’re sweet. They think I had a hand in helping Sakura bloom. I don’t really think so. Perhaps enough to help her stand up on her clumsy feet… but the forest of death, the chuunin exams, coping with team 7… she did that all by herself. A florist only helps the flowers grow. It’s the flower that has to be strong enough to withstand all the storms.
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHH
Never felt like this before.
Why are people so vague describing love? It is more than just your heart burning for him.
Even if I am going…
[written in very teeny letters]
alone
But it’d be worth it if Naruto comes with a date and Sasuke-Kun isn’t with one. I know it sounds very mean to Itachi-San’s little brother, but he’s such a brat sometimes!
… I want to go with Itachi-Saaaaaaaaaaaaannnn
Dear diarryyyy
I don’t know what to wear!
It’s hard to decide when I look so good in everything!
And Mila Rose-San isn’t helping one bit.
Happy birthday, Chouji.
I miss you a lot at Iwakiri.
I made you a small cake and sent it to you… but I don’t know if you’ll receive it.
I need to head off now, and look after the one I love. I hope you’ll cheer for me, Chouji.
Dear diary,
I sent Itachi-San the most romantic text message ever. He has yet to respond, probably amazed by what a witty girlfriend he has got, but I think he’s pleased.
Also, I’m worried about Sakura. She’s been acting so strange and affectionate lately. Usually, she acts like a rhino on her period, but now, she’s so demure and gentle. And she kept saying how much she liked me before. She’s so cute.
But what’s worrying is that this isn’t normal behaviour for her.
Neither is that weird sign on her door.
…
Did Sasuke-Kun reject her? I always knew she would take it really hard if he permanently didn’t respond to her feelings, but I didn’t think she would…
No. Not Sakura.
I’m just being stupid.
I should stop speaking to Grimmjow so much.
Dear diary,
Some people choose to identify themselves in the most peculiar ways. I can understand terms like ‘Avenger’, ‘Genius’, or even ‘Copy Ninja’ but these:
…
I don’t know what is going through their minds.
He’s mesmerising, like a butterfly, but just as gentle; so even my lightest touch leaves bruises all over his soul.
